The Fall Guy

My nephew Cade and I are hooked on watching old episodes of The Fall Guy. It has everything you could ask for--two hunks, a cool truck and lots of action. Lee Majors and "Howie" (don't know his real name) are so hot! Colt Seavers is one cool cat. I bet Cade and I have watched at least ten different episodes together. They are so much fun to watch. Remember the theme song?

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,

But I've been seen with Farrah.

I'm never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.

I've been on fire with Sally Field, Gone fast with a girl named Bo,

But somehow they just don't end up as mine.

It's a death defyin' life I lead, I take my chances.

I die for a livin' in the movies and TV.

But the hardest thing I ever do Is watch my leadin' ladies

Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee.

I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new car.

'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

I never spend much time in school But I taught ladies plenty.

It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey.

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, Blown up for Raquel Welch.

But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey.

I might jump an open drawbridge, Or Tarzan from a vine.

'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.